An archeological dig in the couch cushions.
Here’s the find-
An crocheted antimacassar from the couch back, (decorative not functional). DPNs (double pointed knitting needles), a square of Origami paper, two sizes of paper clips, two Playmobil weapons, a plastic peg from a game, a weathered Scrabble piece, a rubber band, a few coins totaling 88 cents and a part of a yarn label telling of fiber content 70%/30% something.
The crumbs of Chex mix went up the vacuum cleaner hose.
Good thing no one sat on those needles.
What’s in your couch?